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2.7sWell, of course you deserve a star, Krusty.
1.9sLet me just ask you a few questions.
1.17sFull name?
1.98sHerschel Pinchas Yoracham Krustofski.
2.23sGood, good. Circumcision?
0.42sAnd then some!
3.02s(CHUCKLES) Date of Bar Mitzvah?
3.7sWell, I, uh... You see, the truth is...
1.33sI never had one.
1.52sNo Bar Mitzvah?
2.9sIn the eyes of God and the Springfield Jewish Walk of Fame Committee,
2.02syou are not a Jewish man!
4.27sNow see here! Do you know how much I donate to the B'nai B'rith?
1.42sActually, I do.
1.08sGoodbye.
2.54s
7.21s
1.87sKrusty, what's wrong?
1.77sI just found out I'm not Jewish.
4.29sOh, I was turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!
1.67sWell, you're still my hero.
2.3sSo what? Everything's changed.
2.6sI thought I was a self-hating Jew!