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2.54sYou and Lisa better go find homes for these puppies.
3.3sAnd don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady.
1.08s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1.3s
1s(WHIMPERING)
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0.7s
4.42sHe's an irritable, walleyed, misfit, bastard!
1.93sJust like Willie.
1.8s
1.98sHey, mister, would you like a puppy?
1.6sNo. But I'll take one!
1.2sOkay.
2.2sI'm going to cherish and care for this dog.
2.27sAnd there's nothing you can do to stop me!
1s(LAUGHS)
1.97s
7.54s(TIRES SCREECHING) Seen it... Bad... Boring... Saw it on the plane... Rerun... Rerun...
3.6sTelemundo... Me... Turned it down... ABC...
1.67sBanned from the set... Lame...
1.8sLame... Regis...
1.47s(GROANS)
2.04s
3.34sLet's see, champagne or Slim Fast?