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1.13sI think your water just broke.
1.5sWill you be quiet?
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2.63sNow you can't mix milk and meat. You got that?
2.57sAnd on Christmas Day, you must eat Chinese food,
1.97sand pork is strictly forbidden!
1.23sOh-oh!
3.1sAll these rules! I feel like I'm in a strip club!
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1.8sWell, Dad, what do you want to talk about tonight?
1.1sHmm...
2.5sListen, Homer, I'd like to raise an issue.
2.64sWhy so formal, Lenny? You're my go-to guy.
1.3sOh, about that.
2.8sYou know, I've been with this show from the beginning and I was, uh...
2.95sI was wondering if I could get a small cost of living raise?
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1.5sInteresting.
2.44sPlease welcome new panelist, Barney Gumble.
3.27sThat light's a little bright. You think you can move it?
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3.47sPlease welcome our newest panelist, Disco Stu.
3.05sDisco Stu knows his place.
3.37sMy husband's a power-mad star.
3.65sMaybe now we can get that padding that goes under rugs.