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1.47sI'll tell you why you didn't have a Bar Mitzvah.
2.45sIt's because you're a puts. Everything is a joke to you.
2.12sI was afraid you'd make a mockery out of the whole ceremony,
2.17slike you're making a mockery out of me right now.
2.52sMaybe I am but you can't argue with the laughs.
1.79s
2.72sSo what? It's not my job to make kids laugh.
1.7sYes, it is. You're a clown.
2.84sOh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!
5.37s(SOBBING) Krusty, you can still have your Bar Mitzvah, as an adult.
3.24sThat'd be great. Are you sure that's kosher?
1.27s
2.47sThere's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
1.25sHow do you know all this stuff?
1.72sI have a Jewish imaginary friend.