1.87sKrusty, what's wrong?
1.77sI just found out I'm not Jewish.
4.29sOh, I was turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!
1.67sWell, you're still my hero.
2.3sSo what? Everything's changed.
2.6sI thought I was a self-hating Jew!
3.8sBut it turns out, I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!