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1.75sAnd it hasn't changed a bit.
4.5sDSL! DSL! Who will buy my high-speed connections?
6.96sBrazilian wax! Get your velvety smooth, Brazilian wax!
2.25sHey, the Jewish Walk of Fame!
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1.75sHere, go on Sandy Koufax.
2.34sI lost ten grand when he wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur!
2.6sI did five shows that night!
1.97sOkay, boy. Let's find my star.
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6.31s(WHIMPERING) Albert Einstein, Lorne Michaels? Shari Lewis? Lamb Chop!
2.48sWhy ain't I here? I'm a bigger name than...