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2.35sI can't neuter you, boy.
2sNot after all we've been through.
3.52sBut from now on, you better save your lovin' for the couch cushions.
1.13s(CHUCKLES)
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5.07s(GRUNTS) You broke our deal! We had an oral contract!
3.14sStop it! Stop it, stop it!
2.54sYou and Lisa better go find homes for these puppies.
3.3sAnd don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady.
1.08s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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1s(WHIMPERING)
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4.42sHe's an irritable, walleyed, misfit, bastard!
1.93sJust like Willie.
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1.98sHey, mister, would you like a puppy?
1.6sNo. But I'll take one!
1.2sOkay.
2.2sI'm going to cherish and care for this dog.
2.27sAnd there's nothing you can do to stop me!
1s(LAUGHS)
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