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3.1sYou know, I went to the McDonald's in, uh, Shelbyville on Friday night.
1.62sThe Mc-what?
0.65sUh, McDonald's restaurant.
1.93sI-- I never heard of it either, but, uh,
3.74sthey have over 2,000 locations in this state alone. Must have sprung up overnight.
3.14sYou know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
0.58sExample.
2.99sWell, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese.
2.37sBut they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
0.65sGet out. Well, what do they call it?
2.96sA Quarter Pounder with cheese.
2.4sQuarter Pounder with cheese?
2.77sWell, I can picture the cheese, but, uh--
3.6sDo they have Krusty partially gelatinated nondairy gum-based beverages?
1.87sMm-hmm. They call 'em shakes.
2.97s"Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.
2.77sWell, I know what I'm gettin'-- some doughnuts.
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2.27sUh, help me out of the booth, boys.
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