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4sDr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you.
7.11sOf the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant--
1.83sBut I cleaned them with my napkin.
1.67smisuse of the cadavers--
3.07sI get here earlier when I drive in the car pool lane.
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2.17sThere's a crazy man with a scalpel in E.R.!
2.2sHe's demanding to see a quack.
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3.97sHi, everybody. Now, tell Dr. Nick where is the trouble.
2.54sI'm edgy. I got ants in my pants.
2.67sI'm discombobulated! Get me a calmative!
4.17sSlow down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure.
5.2sOkay. Now, the symptoms you describe point to "bonus eruptus."
5.27sIt's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body.
1.87sNow you're talkin'.
3.6sOur one chance is "transdental electromicide."