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2.13sGood evening. Welcome to Big Pete's House of Munch.
1.03sMay I help you?
1.6sYes, do you accept the Discover card?
5.67s(LAUGHS) Hey, Lois. Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover card.
4.1sLOIS: Oh, they're in an exclusive club called "anybody."
2.4sYeah. No, no, no, I don't think so.
5.27sYou know... You know, I would rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card.
5.2sI would rather take a jar of pennies thats value was less than that of your bill.
1.97s- Look, you don't have to insult me.
- No, no, no.
5.27sYou are going to sit there and listen to the funny things I would take instead of your credit card.
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4.04sThe guy at table seven complained there's not enough juice on his prime rib.
2.6sOh, did he now? Here, let me take care of that for him.
1.37s(SQUEALING)
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2.24sTell him, "Bon appetit, douche bag."
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4.3sOh, look, it's one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.
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