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2.44sbut not the small wigs.
3.94sHey, I'm hungry. I got a credit card.
3.04sOh, God, I'm so nervous. I hope it goes well.
3.97sOh, yes, I'm sure it will go as well as Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot.
2.27sOh, God, please put your clothes back on.
2.43sMama... Mama...
4.4sDo you love me now, Mama? Please love me, Mama!
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2.13sGood evening. Welcome to Big Pete's House of Munch.
1.03sMay I help you?
1.6sYes, do you accept the Discover card?
5.67s(LAUGHS) Hey, Lois. Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover card.
4.1sLOIS: Oh, they're in an exclusive club called "anybody."
2.4sYeah. No, no, no, I don't think so.
5.27sYou know... You know, I would rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card.
5.2sI would rather take a jar of pennies thats value was less than that of your bill.
1.97s- Look, you don't have to insult me.
- No, no, no.
5.27sYou are going to sit there and listen to the funny things I would take instead of your credit card.