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3.03sl was the Maitre cy at the Springfield Country Club.
2.7sMy dad says you were a busboy!
2.06sYou mean your dad, the raging alcoholic?
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1.52sUm, we better get down to business.
2.59sAs this is a non-leap year, we're already a day behind.
3.73sCome on, man! Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
2.23sWell, if by "wank" you mean educational fun...
1.47sthen stand back.
1sts wanking time.
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3.8sLet's get the year rolling with an all-school spelling bee.
1.47sWhoo-hoo!
3.66sI guess I wont be popular this year either.
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1.93sBart, your word is "imply."
2.83slmply. l-M-P-
1.47sBart said "l am peel"
2.37sHe's made of peel
2.2sWell, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.
2.47sI made Bart in my pants.
2.7sWell, we're down to our last two students.
1.9sMilhouse, your word is "choke."
2.83sOh, I know this one. ts so easy!