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2.7sI held your hair when you barfed in the simulator.
1.9sShut up, Commander.
3.3sWelcome back, children. Weve all had fascinating summers.
3.03sl was the Maitre cy at the Springfield Country Club.
2.7sMy dad says you were a busboy!
2.06sYou mean your dad, the raging alcoholic?
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1.52sUm, we better get down to business.
2.59sAs this is a non-leap year, we're already a day behind.
3.73sCome on, man! Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
2.23sWell, if by "wank" you mean educational fun...
1.47sthen stand back.
1sts wanking time.
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3.8sLet's get the year rolling with an all-school spelling bee.
1.47sWhoo-hoo!
3.66sI guess I wont be popular this year either.
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1.93sBart, your word is "imply."
2.83slmply. l-M-P-
1.47sBart said "l am peel"
2.37sHe's made of peel
2.2sWell, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.