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1.47sAnd lose your books.
2.33sThey wont help ya where you’re going.
3.9sln business news, 3M and M&M have merged to form-
2.23sget this- Ultradyne Systems.
2.49sAnd speaking of news stories, here 's another.
1.99sSpringfield 's spelling phenom Lisa Simpson...
2.63shas qualified for spelling 's answer to the Olympics:
1.66sthe Spellympics.
1.73sin a related story, the Spellympics. ..
4.23sis being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix "lympics. ff
3.2sf Groans f This has gotta be the slowest news day ever.
1.47sAh, that's better.
1.52sParis is no more.
3.16sThe legendary City of Lights has been extinguished forever as a massive-
1.26sOkay, champ.
2.3s"l" before "E," except after "C."
2.83sExcept when pronounced like "A," as in "neighbor" and "weigh."
2.09sReally? Hmm!
4.33sWell, what about in the sentence "Jim Nabors is way cool”?
1.73sWell, how often is that gonna come up?
2.03sts on my apron.
1.63sYeah. I got work to do.
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