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1.83sOr come to Wellesley and marry them.
2.43sNo, party with mel
2.47sOr nonconform with mel
0.87sOoh.
1.76sPlay lacrosse with mel
2.87sOr explore with me. Mmm!
3.87sNo! I dont want to pay for college by throwing a spelling bee.
1.59sGive in, Lisa.
2.76s- Get a free ride.
- And a hot plate!
3.66sFree ride. Free ride. Free ride.
1.47sAnd a hot plate!
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2.37sWhat is it, sweetie?
3.2sMom, I'm having a crisis of conscience.
2.47sCan you and Dad afford to send me to college?
1.8sOh, sure.
2.53sI mean, not on your father's salary...
3.49sbut I could, mmm, give piano lessons.
0sBut you dont play the piano.
4.16sI just gotta stay one lesson ahead ofthe kid.
1.97sWell, I suppose...