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3.2sMom, I'm having a crisis of conscience.
2.47sCan you and Dad afford to send me to college?
1.8sOh, sure.
2.53sI mean, not on your father's salary...
3.49sbut I could, mmm, give piano lessons.
0sBut you dont play the piano.
4.16sI just gotta stay one lesson ahead ofthe kid.
1.97sWell, I suppose...
3.37sI could just skip college and marry Milhouse.
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3.83sI know this is a fantasy, but I'll take it!
2.3s- Nah, forget it.
- No!
3.6sI'll never be this happy again!
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2.16sHey, man, can you turn me on?