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3.07sonly to realize you're not wearing makeup?
2.2sThat's every woman's nightmare.
2.87sThat's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.
3.72sIt's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready.
3.19sClose your eyes, Marge.
0.38sAnd now you're ready for a night on the town.
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2.54sHomer, you've got it set on "whore."
2.12sUh, OOP-- Okay.
2.9sThis time, try to keep your nostrils closed.
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3.52sOh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold cream gun.
2.62sDad, women won't like being shot in the face.
3.52sWomen will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.
4.14sIn the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called,
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