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3.25sUh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot--
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3.25s"Web site."
2.85sOkay, here's another news "flush."
7.41sOh, yeah Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.
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4s76.2? But I'm already 38.1.
2.25sI've wasted half my life.
5.79sOh, yeah Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.
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2.87sMarge, I've wasted half my life.
2.2sSir, do you need a tow truck?
3.15sWhat are you talking about, Marge? I don't need a--
1.93sOkay, send a truck.