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3.09sto combine them into a brilliant, original idea.
1.95sOkay. Um--
1.73sAutomatic-- Butt.
1.67sOkay.
0.57sFluorescent--
3.2sBooger.
2.02sMm-hmm. Yeah.
3.69sWait a minute. These aren't exciting new products. You're not even trying.
3.05sOkay, that's it. Both of you go to your rooms and spank yourselves.
3.37s
4.1sLazy father. Can't even spank his own kids.
5.05sHomer, you can't punish the children just because you can't come up with an idea.
3.64sI don't see why not. They're my kids. I own 'em.
3.57s- Okay. We own 'em. - Hmm.
3.72sI brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food.
2.15sI guess because there's so much dolphin in it,
1.83sand you know how smart they are.
2.3sIt's no use.
2.84sI can't work like this, cut off from the scientific community.
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2.77sYou stay here and guard my sandwich.
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