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3.19sClose your eyes, Marge.
0.38sAnd now you're ready for a night on the town.
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2.54sHomer, you've got it set on "whore."
2.12sUh, OOP-- Okay.
2.9sThis time, try to keep your nostrils closed.
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3.52sOh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold cream gun.
2.62sDad, women won't like being shot in the face.
3.52sWomen will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.
4.14sIn the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called,
2.47syou'd have to get up and walk to the bathroom.
2.84sIt was the hardest thing in the world to do.
3.9sBut now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair,
2.83syou can just lean back and let 'er rip.
3.34sYou expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?
3.45sSure. Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.
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2.23sGangway! Gotta poop. No, Bart!
4.49sHomer, all these inventions, they're-- Yes?