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2.59sHey, Springfield. If you're driving, you may wanna sit down.
1.93sUh-oh.
3.59sBecause it's time for Bill and Marty's 5:00 news "flush."
8.22sOh, yeah Our topless story-- President Clinton has launched a new Web site.
3.25sUh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot--
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3.25s"Web site."
2.85sOkay, here's another news "flush."
7.41sOh, yeah Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.