2.15sUh, I think that's in Italy, Dad.
2.17sOh. Well, then we'll take it out on Eli Whitney.
2.69sAuthorities say the phony pope...
5.5scan be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
3.25sIn other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time--
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1.72sis apparently still inventing,
2.47sdespite the notable handicap of being dead.