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1.93sYou started smoking, Dad?
3.34sYes. Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day.
2.03s- Yeah, he invented stuff too.
- Shut up.
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2.82sAs long as you're here annoying me, let's have a brainstorming session.
4.22sAnd here's how it works. Lisa, you say one thing, then Bart, you say another.
2.05sjust toss out things and I'll use my inventive mind...
3.09sto combine them into a brilliant, original idea.
1.95sOkay. Um--
1.73sAutomatic-- Butt.
1.67sOkay.
0.57sFluorescent--
3.2sBooger.
2.02sMm-hmm. Yeah.
3.69sWait a minute. These aren't exciting new products. You're not even trying.
3.05sOkay, that's it. Both of you go to your rooms and spank yourselves.
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4.1sLazy father. Can't even spank his own kids.