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4.24sI guess I'm no better at being Thomas Edison than I was at being Homer Simpson.
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3.29sOh, dear. I hope I wasn't too rough on him.
3.7sSomebody had to tell him, Mom. In the long run, it's much kinder to--
3.47sDo you mind?
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4.64sAll week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison,
2.1sbut now it's over.
2.55sI guess I'll just give up my hopes and dreams...
4.07sand settle for being a decent husband and father.
1.37sHomer! Dad!
1.77sHuh?
0.43sWhat happened? You didn't fall.
3.2sOh, that.
1.75sI stuck a couple extra legs on there...
3.77s'cause I kept tipping over when I was trying to invent stuff.
2.62sThey're on hinges. That's really ingenious, Dad.
3.72sIt could save lives. Really? You think it's a good idea?
2.5sOh, yeah. Safety sells, especially to lame-o's.
0.5sI'd buy one.
1.54sMe too.