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1.93sThat's great, Dad.
2.03sAnd these Hardy Boys books are great too.
1.95sThis one's about smugglers.
0.63sThey're all about smugglers.
3.74sNo, not this one: The Smugglers of Pirate Cove. It's about pirates.
2.8s'Scuse me. Are you a student at this school?
3.07sI think it's pretty obvious that I am.
1.95sGo school!
1.3s
3.09sSo, this broad stands up in the ocean,
3.2sand this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.
1.9sOh, yeah? And then what happened?
2.74sOmit no detail, however small or filthy.
4.15sSo anyway, and this is the part you'll remember for the rest of your lives--
1.95sYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story, Lenny.
2.57sBut here's one that's even more spellbinding.
4.52sOnce upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison,
4.1sand he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...
2.47sand the repeating telegraph.
1.95sAnd he was a firm believer in Fletcherism...
3sand he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.
1.7sOh, and his middle name was Alva,