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1.95sGo school!
1.3s
3.09sSo, this broad stands up in the ocean,
3.2sand this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.
1.9sOh, yeah? And then what happened?
2.74sOmit no detail, however small or filthy.
4.15sSo anyway, and this is the part you'll remember for the rest of your lives--
1.95sYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story, Lenny.
2.57sBut here's one that's even more spellbinding.
4.52sOnce upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison,
4.1sand he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...
2.47sand the repeating telegraph.
1.95sAnd he was a firm believer in Fletcherism...
3sand he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.
1.7sOh, and his middle name was Alva,
3.1sand he never, ever, ever wore pajamas.
2.24sOkay. I think we've been polite long enough here.
3.15sLenny, what happened with the dame in the bathing suit? Huh?
2.45sOh. Uh--
2.29sOh, nuts. I forgot.
3.4sAll I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.