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3.07sFrom this day forward, I am an inventor!
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3.7sDo us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants.
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2sAh.
2.64sWell, I quit my job just like you said to.
2.22sI didn't tell you to quit your job.
2.73sYes, you did. I remember your exact words.
4.82sYou said I should quit my job and become an inventor, or you'd torch the house.
2.65sThat doesn't sound like me.
4.2sWell, I suppose if this doesn't work out, you can always go back to the plant.
3.75sNot the way I quit.
2.3sWhoo-hoo.
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4.37sAt my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.
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