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2.17sOh. Well, then we'll take it out on Eli Whitney.
2.69sAuthorities say the phony pope...
5.5scan be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
3.25sIn other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time--
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1.72sis apparently still inventing,
2.47sdespite the notable handicap of being dead.
1.78sThat's my Tommy!
3.5sTwo new Edison creations have just been discovered in his museum.
3.47sA six-legged chair that won't tip over--
2.65sand even more astounding, an electric hammer.
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2.4sThat was your idea.
3.4sThis brilliant innovation is expected to generate millions...
2.77sfor Edison's already-wealthy heirs.