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3.55sNow, here's my "Everything's Okay" alarm.
4.54sThis will sound every three seconds...
2.97sunless something isn't okay.
2.64sTurn that off, Homer.
3.25sIt can't be turned off.
2.34s
2.24sBut it, uh, does break easily.
2sNow this next one's for the ladies.
3.4sHow many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting...
3.07sonly to realize you're not wearing makeup?
2.2sThat's every woman's nightmare.
2.87sThat's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.
3.72sIt's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready.
3.19sClose your eyes, Marge.
0.38sAnd now you're ready for a night on the town.
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