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2.02sDad, what are you doin' here?
1.23sReadin' about this Edison character.
2.82sThey won't let me in the big people library downtown.
3.82sThere was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.
3.7sOoh. Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.
2.04sThe stock ticker,
2.25sthe storage battery,
1.65seven wax paper.
2.49sAnd look at him dance.
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1.93sThat's great, Dad.
2.03sAnd these Hardy Boys books are great too.
1.95sThis one's about smugglers.
0.63sThey're all about smugglers.
3.74sNo, not this one: The Smugglers of Pirate Cove. It's about pirates.
2.8s'Scuse me. Are you a student at this school?
3.07sI think it's pretty obvious that I am.
1.95sGo school!
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3.09sSo, this broad stands up in the ocean,
3.2sand this big wave knocks her bathing suit off.
1.9sOh, yeah? And then what happened?
2.74sOmit no detail, however small or filthy.
4.15sSo anyway, and this is the part you'll remember for the rest of your lives--