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2.79sWell, I remember where Edison worked. It was Menlo Park.
2.94sThat's where he came up with the tasimeter, the ore separator and--
2.87sUh, James Watt invented the steam engine.
2.5sThat's boring. You're boring everybody.
2.17sQuit boring everyone!
2.38sAnd then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.
1.94sSome kind of scary telephone, I guess.
3.3sMaybe he planned to stick his head under the ground and yell. All right already!
2.22sEveryone knows the man accomplished a lot.
4.05sMaybe because he didn't spend every waking moment talking about Thomas Edison.
1.93sOh, that's where you're wrong, Marge.
2.55sHe was a shameless self-promoter.
2.6sWell, you're not Thomas Edison.
4.1sMarge, that's it! That's why I haven't done anything with my life.
2.83sI need to be more like Thomas Edison.
1.93sWhatever.
2.25sAnd I'm starting right now.
2.94sNo more lousy pajamas!
3.07sFrom this day forward, I am an inventor!
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3.7sDo us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants.