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1.93sBut you should have some before the other kids get to it.
1.43sWhat is it? Like Italian ice?
2.25sYeah, exactly, like a sorbet.
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0.88sUgh!
1.9sThat's not lemon! Yeah, it's piss.
2.33sYou bastard! I was having fun playing in the snow,
3.12sand now you've ruined it, like a pizza place ruins a salad.
1.67sOkay, four pizzas and a salad.
1.92sSalad? How do you make a salad?
1.58sFirst, you throw in the whole head of lettuce.
1.87sEven the hard-to-eat white part at the bottom?
2.04sThat's what the people want! Now, what else?
2.67sI got a can of whole black olives. Should I slice them up?
1.97sWhat are you, crazy? No, you keep 'em whole.
2sYou're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth.
1.27sWhat about this tomato?
1.47sCut it into thirds.
1.77sIt should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth.
1.83sHow about this carrot? Should I cut it up?
1.77sYes, but very thin lengthwise.
2.2sThe whole length of the carrot. One thin slice.
1.27sOkay, what else do we got?
2.47sWell, we got these hot peppers but you can't really eat them.
2.13sNo problem. Dump 'em all in.
1.27sNow, should we put it in a bowl?
1.77sNo, let's put it in a lasagna tray.
1.48sOkay, great. I'll take it.
3.75sOh, and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm.
2.65s(PHONE RINGING) Hello. Every pizza place.
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