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3.34sI plan on sitting behind this desk until the day I die.
3.4sGetting old is right for some people, but not for me.
3.07sI know, Daddy. You were right, and we're sorry.
1.1s(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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1.69sHey, Mom.
2.8sNo, Mom, you're staying in the nursing home.
3.1sI don't care. I don't care.
3.2sMom, believe me, no one is touching you in your sleep.
1.37s'Cause you're gross.
2.72sAnd even if they are, so what? Who are you saving yourself for?
1.9sHey, look, I got to go.
2.15sI don't know if we're coming to Thanksgiving.
1.45sBecause I don't know!
1.05sShe's staying in there.
1.23sI know.
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