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2.97sBut first, Quahog was hit by a major blizzard last night.
4.14sHere with more details on the snowstorm is Asian correspondent Tricia Nakahoma.
2.9sThat's wrong. That's wrong. You're not doing good so far.
3.37sI'm standing here surrounded by snowdrifts, stalled cars,
3.92sand the one douchebag who wears a tank top every time there's a blizzard.
2.02sYeah, this is nothin'.
2.84sGuy at work drank a quart of motor oil once and didn't even die from it.
1.73sPut that on the news, but you won't.
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3.49sHey, guys, check it out. I peed my name in the snow.
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0.53sJesus, Joe.
1.42sThat's normal.
1.83sWow, looks like the whole neighborhood's out here.
2.75sYeah, I just hope that weird albino up the street doesn't show up.
1.25sThat guy creeps me out.
1.48s- Hello, Peter.
- Argh!
1.47s(STUTTERING) Hey. Hey, Bill.
2.07sUh, what are you doing out here in all this snow?
2.39sJust taking my rabbit to the vet.
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2.47sWell, I'm all done shoveling your walk, Mr. Herbert.
2.94sThanks, Chris, but there's some in here, too.
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