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2.44s(MUMBLING) Our servers.
3.94sAnd from now on it's against the rules to pat female employees on the fanny.
2.8s(MUMBLING) Like touching butts!
4.05sAnd tell the African-American elevator attendant he no longer has to wear white gloves.
2.8sWhy don't you just tell him he can sleep with my wife, too?
1.28sDaddy!
1.67sOh, Carter! You're back!
1.07sYou're damn right I am!
3.84sDon't you ever try to stick me in one of those retirement places again!
3.34sI plan on sitting behind this desk until the day I die.
3.4sGetting old is right for some people, but not for me.
3.07sI know, Daddy. You were right, and we're sorry.
1.1s(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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1.69sHey, Mom.
2.8sNo, Mom, you're staying in the nursing home.
3.1sI don't care. I don't care.
3.2sMom, believe me, no one is touching you in your sleep.
1.37s'Cause you're gross.
2.72sAnd even if they are, so what? Who are you saving yourself for?
1.9sHey, look, I got to go.
2.15sI don't know if we're coming to Thanksgiving.
1.45sBecause I don't know!