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4.14sSweden? I don't think so!
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3.24sGo on, stick, touch me! Can't do it!
4.17sHusband, you haven't been an Olympic class limboer for 20 years!
2sQuit lying to your pudgy self.
3.8sIt does seem like jamaica would be able to field a strong limbo team without you.
2.74sYeah. Isn't that basically all jamaicans do?
4.47sJamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team got detained at the airport.
3.84sThat's when they begged my husband to step in and make an ass out of himself.
2.5sAnd I said I'd try my very best.
4.07sBut have they seen your, you know, physique since the old days?
4.17sI described it to them on the phone using a series of artful euphemisms.
2.93sDon't worry. The fat pig will do fine,
4.8sthanks to this flabbo-dynamic spandex bodysuit I've designed.
5.07sIt redistributes his weight, shifting his center of gravity closer to his knees.