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0.53sAnother gold medal for the spunky maid from Robonia!
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2.17sOw!
3.64sA perfect bend and a flawless entry. No splash at all!
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3.37sPerfect scores! A record five gold medals for Coilette!
2.37sI'm great! Everybody else sucks!
4.2sExcept that guy Bender. He's really something. Whoo!
3.62sAll medalists report for gender testing.
4.15sYou actually thought they'd let you walk away without an engine-oil sex check?
2.92sOh, God! I'm not gonna get my medals!
2.64sThey're all I have to remember my Olympic career.
2.24sWait! I've got it!
1.95sProfessor, make a woman out of me.
2.75sOh, I think we should just stay friends.
4.24sI don't need friends! I need a sex-change operation and give it to me now!