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2.48sAnd Conrad is disqualified!
3.4sBarbados Slim, my hero, takes the gold!
2.99sOh, there, there, Hermes.
1.94sYou did your best.
4.27sIf I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
4.05sWell, enough about Hermes. I couldn't win a medal either,
2.65seven at bending, the thing I was built to do.
3.57sI'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
3.97sUp next, the fembot bending competition.
1.8sFembots?
5.07sMethinks a clever manbot, suitably disguised, might win those events.
5.04sBut the charade would require subtlety, nuance, grace.
1.89sWhat do you mean I'm not registered?
3.77sMy name is Coilette, and I'm from, uh, Robonia!