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2.84sMy dreams of glory died before they began.
2.07sWelcome to my life!
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5.84sAthletes, please take your lanes for the men's 500-meter limbo.
4.84sHermes Conrad, is that you inside that dumpy little fat man?
3.14sBarbados Slim! What are you doing here?
2.2sLast time I heard, you were in Barbados.
2.97sYes, and I'll be going back there with a gold medal...
3.47sdraped around my elegant Caribbean shoulders.
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3.4sYour body may be as perfectly sculpted as it was 20 years ago...
2.37swhen you whooped my fat ass every time we met,
3.09sbut today... I feel lucky.
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3.9sI see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense.