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3.84sThat's when they begged my husband to step in and make an ass out of himself.
2.5sAnd I said I'd try my very best.
4.07sBut have they seen your, you know, physique since the old days?
4.17sI described it to them on the phone using a series of artful euphemisms.
2.93sDon't worry. The fat pig will do fine,
4.8sthanks to this flabbo-dynamic spandex bodysuit I've designed.
5.07sIt redistributes his weight, shifting his center of gravity closer to his knees.
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1.93sOoh, that's snug.
2.74sThose haven't descended in years.
2.55sNow that's a limboer's body.
2.3sWhoo-hoo! Look at that fine jamaican bacon!
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3.14sShut up, Zoidberg! The robot bending events are starting.
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3.24sSomething tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.
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