3.87sWelcome to the games of the 3004 Earth Olympiad...
3.64scontinuing this network's tradition of sportscasting excellence.
4.37sCelebrity Ape Fight will return next week at its regular time.
1.93sSo who should I root for?
2.6sAmerica or one of those countries I learned about at the food court?
2.1sHow about those guys?
2.87sNo. They're from the Republic of French Stereotypes.