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2.92sOh, God! I'm not gonna get my medals!
2.64sThey're all I have to remember my Olympic career.
2.24sWait! I've got it!
1.95sProfessor, make a woman out of me.
2.75sOh, I think we should just stay friends.
4.24sI don't need friends! I need a sex-change operation and give it to me now!
4.75sBender, a robot sex change is a complex and dangerous procedure.
5.09sReplacing your testosteroil with fembot lubricants can cause wild mood swings.
4.3sAnd the effects may be irreversible. Well, let's get started.
1.75sNo! You can't!
2.84sIf you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women--
3.24sI'm sorry, ladies, but I must do this.