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3.24sCome on, Hermes! Beat that mahogany god!
2.45sIt's Barbados, then Conrad.
2.05sConrad pulls ahead.
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2.48sAnd Conrad is disqualified!
3.4sBarbados Slim, my hero, takes the gold!
2.99sOh, there, there, Hermes.
1.94sYou did your best.
4.27sIf I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
4.05sWell, enough about Hermes. I couldn't win a medal either,
2.65seven at bending, the thing I was built to do.
3.57sI'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
3.97sUp next, the fembot bending competition.
1.8sFembots?
5.07sMethinks a clever manbot, suitably disguised, might win those events.