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2.19sWill you marry me?
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3.22sOh, Calculon! Yes, I will!
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2.37sMaybe she's right about the lipstick.
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4.07sI'll miss you, buddy. You've been like a brother, and then a sister, to me.
3sAnd now you're getting married. I love you, man.
2.01sThe marriage is a scam.
0.74sCool. What's for dinner?
0.53sWhat do you mean, a scam?
3.13sI marry Calculon, divorce him,
3.24stake half his money and turn back into a guy.
3.3sIt's sort of a two-person pyramid scheme. That's marriage all right.
2.53sThat is so unbelievably manipulative!
3.24sCome on. You never went on a date with a guy just 'cause you were hungry?
4.52sWell, I, uh-- I thought I might like him on a full stomach.
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