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2.37sOkay, look. If I help you with this,
2.9sdo you promise to get out of my gender and stay out?
0.4sUh-huh.
2.17sAll right.
3.14sNow there's no way to stop this marriage without hurting Calculon.
2.7sBut he's an actor. If there's one kind of pain he can handle,
2.07sit's soap-opera pain.
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2.07sOkay, is everyone ready?
2.14s- Yep.
- Basically. Whoo-Whoo-Whoo!
1.9sDearly beloved actors...
3.84sand casting people who might be looking for someone to play a preacher,
2.44sI welcome you!
2.27sThe bride has written some vows...
3.44sthat we will now all pretend to be interested in.
3.15sDearest Calculon, forever is not enough time...
3.37sto tell you of the many ways I love you.
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1.39sOh, my!