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2.44sI welcome you!
2.27sThe bride has written some vows...
3.44sthat we will now all pretend to be interested in.
3.15sDearest Calculon, forever is not enough time...
3.37sto tell you of the many ways I love you.
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1.39sOh, my!
0.66sIs there a doctor in--
2.86sI came as soon as I could.
4.77sOh, it appears to be a case of African Hydraulic Fever.
1.68sDear God!
2.87sThe very illness my TV character caught in season two...
2.07swhen I was holding out for more money.
1.89sIt's often fatal.
2.24sWhatever happens, remember--
4.24sthe flame of my eternal love will burn forever.
2.72sOf course. But, smoochy-pops,
4.24sI thought one could only catch Hydraulic Fever deep in the diamond mines of the Congo.
2.17sCoilette! You she-devil!
3.99sYou really thought you could steal those diamonds from me and Congo jack?
2.54sThose gems belong to the natives!