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2.6sHermes Conrad is closing the gap.
2.47sHe's limboed out of retirement and straight into my heart.
3.2sI say, "Go to hell, Barbados Slim!"
0.48sGo, bodysuit! Go!
2.74sCome on!
3.24sCome on, Hermes! Beat that mahogany god!
2.45sIt's Barbados, then Conrad.
2.05sConrad pulls ahead.
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1.67s
2.62s
1.31s
2.48sAnd Conrad is disqualified!
3.4sBarbados Slim, my hero, takes the gold!
2.99sOh, there, there, Hermes.
1.94sYou did your best.
4.27sIf I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Slim.
4.05sWell, enough about Hermes. I couldn't win a medal either,
2.65seven at bending, the thing I was built to do.