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0.53sYes!
2.61sPerfect!
3.4sYou've gotta tell me. You're not actually attracted to Calculon, right?
1.92sAnd if you are, don't tell me. Are you?
1.93sCertainly not.
2.84sBut just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
1.94sIs that so much to ask?
2.54sWell, I think you dating a manbot is a disgrace.
3.75sAnd I refuse to be involved. And you have way too much lipstick on!
3.42sAre you kidding? I need more lipstick! Much more!
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3.47sOoh, yeah, that's the stuff! Men love it when you really glob it on.
0.43sNo, they don't!
0.71sNo way!
3.9sOh, please! Every man wants a tramp.
3.49sNo wonder you girls aren't married.
3.15sI tell you, men are so much better at being women.
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5.07sBut what if he wants to-- I mean, if he tries to, uh-- Barry White?
2.74sI'll just tell him I need a commitment first.
2.12sThat'll stick a potato in his tailpipe.
2.79sGood Lord, man! What kind of temporary woman are you?