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3.4sBend me, Shape me anyway you want me
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3.8sMy new bent outlook has completely reenergized me.
4.84sI'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress.
2.33sSome say I'm robbing the cradle,
3.19sbut I say she's robbing the grave.
2.32sHowdy, doodies! What's new?
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3.14sI was just regaling your former coworkers...
2.64swith a tale of bedroom antics the likes of which--
1.99sYeah, yeah, big whoop. No one cares.
3.17sI got Bender-related news. I'm in love.
2.57sAnd I'm takin' all my friends out to celebrate.
2.95sLet's go live it up!
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4.04sHey, look at this crowd. You guys gotta try the pasta.
2.3sIt's got a real nice profit margin.
2.3sBam! So, special occasion tonight?
2.74sOh, Elzar, you'll never guess what's happened!