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2.8sYou know what's interesting about Lois' vagina, Brian?
2.9sEveryone in this room has been in there except for you.
2.47sYou're the only one who doesn't know what it looks like.
5.15sLois, I don't want you walking around all pregnant for nine months just to hand over the thing when it comes out, like a hen to a farmer.
1.23sI mean, why's it got to be you?
3.44sBecause they need a healthy female body to carry the baby.
1sI can do it!
1.33sOh, come on, Meg.
2.07sIt was hard enough on your body when you gave birth to Stewie.
0.92sWhat?
2.94s(LAUGHING) I'm just joking.
1.83s(GROANING) Not cool.
3sBut really, Meg, you don't know anything about this stuff.
2.57sYou've never even had a boyfriend more than a few weeks.
3.1sI have, too! Remember when I dated the Count?
8.89sOne nipple! (LAUGHS) Two nipples! (LAUGHS) Three nipp... Oh, hell, no, I'm out of here.
1.5sAll right, then, it's settled.
1.24sI'm gonna do this.
3.14sNo you're not, Lois. I'm sorry, but I forbid it.
3.74sAnd I'm supposed to blindly go along with everything you decide for the both of us?
2.2sYes, Lois. That's how we coexist.